Buddakan

As required by Titles 31 and 47 of Purdon's Statutes: Food-Liquor, the Office of the Indefensible Nutritional Counsel ("OINC") hereby submits substantial evidence and incredible information that may constitute grounds for lawyers to sing, "Hail to the Chef." Restaurateur Starr (albeit Stephen) has renovated a United States Post Office on Chestnut near Fourth, consuming nearly 1.6 million of his own pre-tax dollars. At 45 years of age, he describes this Buddakan fabrication as a "youthful indiscretion."

*PHONE SECTS WITH EVENING RESERVATIONS*

"I'd appreciate a table for six at eight this evening."

"Would you like the Pagoda Banquettes, which seat six, or would you prefer the onyx-topped community table to share with about twenty people?"

"Am I limited to Japanese cuisine at the Pagoda?"

"Oh no, you'll be able to order from Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Indian and Japanese anywhere in the restaurant. We serve the food of modern Asian sects. You might enjoy the long community table, as it's just past our bubbling waterfall of White Water, through a travel gate, and beyond a gigantic boulder we jokingly call 'Little Rock.'"